It’s Thursday! Let’s #throwbackaBrother! Rhage has volunteered to go first #nosurprise #shocker
HEIGHT: Taller than Vishous. And that’s all that really matters. I’m also longer than he is- if
you know what I mean. #notarmsorlegs
WEIGHT: Can you really measure the specific weight of awesomeness?
AGE: Younger than Vishous. Better looking, too. Please tell me that’s a question on this?
FAVORITE FOOD: Everything, except seafood. No, wait, PEACHES.
FAVORITE COLOR: Black. No, actually, pink. Because I want to have something in common
FAVORITE SEASON: Don’t care. Long as I’m with Mary and Bitty.
DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS: Better, Than, Vishous. J/k. Hellren, father,
PERSON WHO WOULD PLAY ME IN A MOVIE: Ryan Reynolds.
LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: The Hitman’s Bodyguard. Masterpiece. How did this not win the
Palme d’Or at Cannes last year? (Btw, the only reason I know about Cannes is because of my
LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: Skywalker, by Miguel.
LAST TIME I CRIED: When V showed up in those My Little Pony PJs.
LAST TIME I LAUGHED: When V showed up in those My Little Pony PJs. So hard I cried, see
WORST FEAR: Losing Bitty. Because my Mary’s immortal.
BEST MOMENT IN MY LIFE: Every second I am with my females. Also, every time I beat V
IN FIVE YEARS, I SEE MYSELF…: Being even better than Vishous than I am now.
IN A HUNDRED YEARS, I SEE MYSELF…: Being so much better than Vishous that he legally
changes his name to I. Suck.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY ANYTHING TO THE READERS?: I love you guys, and thank
you for believing, down to your souls, that LOVER ETERNAL and THE BEAST and BLOOD
VOW are so much better than LOVER UNINSPIRED. I mean, LOVER UNINTIMIDATING.
Wait, was it LOVER UNBELIEVABLELY UNDERPERFORMING?